Wednesday, December 13, 2006

holiday shopping

i'm out of fucking ideas for what to get my friends for christmas. it's such a dire situation that i'm considering just sifting thru my hotmail spam and matching friend with product. there's everything from lesbian schoolgirl porn and canadian viagra to travelocity gift certificates or hickory farms baskets. unfortunately for my friends, i don't have much money, so it looks like they're all getting sausage sticks and blocks of cheese, instead of a trip to new york.


Anonymous said...

Just give everyone a great big hug and a pair of socks. Sincere AND practical.

Anonymous said...

I prefer the big hug

Andy said...

my friends get enough hugs from me. i feel like another one when everyone else is exchanging gifts would be seen, strangely enough, as cheap and thoughtless.