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the sky is beautiful tonight.

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there's nothing quite like waking up in a strange place with no recollection of how you got there.

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i get more well wishes on jesus's birthday than on my own. that's bullshit.

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i quit, life. everyone please carry on like you have been.

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i told myself i'd start eating less, but i just ate two chocolate croissants for breakfast.